- Don't look at flyers - ever.
- People will try to hand you prostitute cards even if you are a woman.
- People will try to hand you prostitute cards even if you are a man walking with a woman who looks self-righteous and angry.
- Poker is a man's game. There were more women giving back rubs than playing in the poker room.
- You don't have to stay some place fancy to feel decadent - you just need to take a cab there - "Take me to the Bellagio."
- A casino feels like Chuck E Cheese for adults.
- Eventually, I prefer raising my kids to life as a woman of leisure.
- There is such a thing as enough time to read.
- Generally speaking, the less time I have, the more time I spend in prayer.
- It's hard to see the mountains when there are a lot of skyscrapers in the way.
- Mainly because I'm 34, I don't agree with the specifics of the rule, but What Not To Wear is so right that there is an age after which mini-skirts are sad, no matter how trim the figure.
- (Proof by counterexample) There is such a thing as aging gracefully.
- Even though I don't want to be, deep in my soul I'm a shopper.
- I love to wear a pretty dress. If Chris and others tell me I look pretty, I feel like a five year old girl in a twirly dress.
- People pay for really stupid stuff
- Oxygen. In outer space, I get it. On our home planet, not so much.
- Family photos captured in cut glass.
- Venetian boat rides in a swimming pool.
- Fabulously wealthy men are allowed to wear bright pants.*
- I will not pay $7 for a beer or $4 for an individual bag of chips. I will pay $4 for a brownie. -> Sugar is my problem.
*I tried to convince Chris to give fate a nudge at the poker table by wearing hot pink pants. No dice.
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