Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Near death experiences...

One variation on a scene played out in our house again and again and again ...  Sounds of a light saber fight drift up the stairs.  Ear-killing screams.  The overly aggressive child follows the screaming child up the stairs offering excuse after excuse with a token apology in the mix somewhere.  The sensitive screaming child still loves sword fights even though half the battles end in a way that he feels is very nearly life-ending.  After he's asked for and obtained an Elmo bandaid to bind up the wound dealt to him on the field of manly battle, he screams:
IT FEELS LIKE I GOT SHOT BY A GUN!!!
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