At lunch on Sunday...
Bryan: (crying hysterically, heart broken) Jacob hurted my feewings.
Me: What did he say?
Bryan: (crying between words) He said raise your hand if you like cake, and I raised my hand, and then he said it was a poopy cake. (more outraged tears)
Phone conversation later on that day with my favorite pediatrician after more antics at the household h...
Me: Theoretically, if you were to vigorously squirt water up your nose, could it hurt your ear?
Dr. Janet: (amused) Yes. (something about your nose and ear being connected that I only vaguely understand) Did he bleed from his ear?
Me: No. He was really hurting right after the water gun incident. Then he was fine for a few hours. Then it started hurting him horribly again when I asked him to help clean up the gameroom.
Dr. Janet: (laugh) I think he's fine.
WARNING: If you fire these water guns straight up into the air, don't lean over to watch.