We started visiting churches this week. The church we visited was very nice, but it's not going to be a good fit for us. I came home depressed. Part of me was hoping we'd find the perfect church on our first visit. Chris was very sympathetic - assuring me that we'll find the right place, it just might take awhile...
Me: You're good for me.
Chris: I'm figuring you out. Now I know I'm not supposed to talk about bandwidth. (see previous post here)
Ba, ha, ha, ha...
Me: Thank you for letting me be completely self-involved on Father's Day. But I'm cooking for you and leaving you alone to take a nap, and that's what you really want, right?
Chris: But you're not leaving me alone. You're still here talking to me. (more laughs)
Me: So in 14 years of marriage, have you mastered the timing on those comments or have I chilled out?
Chris: You've definitely chilled out.