Bryan: My burfday is two days before Hawoween.
Me: That's right. It's October 29, 2006. You're going to learn that as part of your school next year.
Bryan: That does NOT sound wike interesting schoolwork.
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Bryan: (runs up to me and holds dripping paper over my arm). Mommy, Mommy it's an emergency.
Me: (trying to take in the situation)
Bryan: The Rat-A-Tat-Cat instructions fell in the potty.
Me: (brain trying to tell mouth to yell "Get it away from me!")
Bryan: Also I peed on it.
Me: TAKE IT TO THE TRASH!!!
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hahahaha apparently someone's being schooled in something...
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