A radical commitment to laziness...

While I do not understand why anyone would want to play outside in snowless sub-thirty degree weather, I must say that having to be compelled to...

wear socks,
zip up your jacket,
wear gloves,
put your hood on,...

demonstrates a pretty radical commitment to laziness.  In a more nuanced demonstration of laziness mixed with righteous indignation...

All the boys are in the basement with their respective water bottles. 

Bryan:  (stomping up the stairs with righteous indignation) David's not letting me decide for myself.

Me:  What are you wanting to do?

Bryan:  He's just not letting me decide for myself.

Me:  (suspicious)  Bryan, what were you trying to do?

Bryan:  I just wanted to touch his water bottle.

Me:  Why can't you just touch your water bottle?

Bryan:  Mine wasn't next to me.

Me:  (amused) You walked upstairs to tell me that?