wear socks,demonstrates a pretty radical commitment to laziness. In a more nuanced demonstration of laziness mixed with righteous indignation...
zip up your jacket,
put your hood on,...
All the boys are in the basement with their respective water bottles.
Bryan: (stomping up the stairs with righteous indignation) David's not letting me decide for myself.
Me: What are you wanting to do?
Bryan: He's just not letting me decide for myself.
Me: (suspicious) Bryan, what were you trying to do?
Bryan: I just wanted to touch his water bottle.
Me: Why can't you just touch your water bottle?
Bryan: Mine wasn't next to me.
Me: (amused) You walked upstairs to tell me that?