While packing our hospital essentials for round 3...
Me: I'm rocking out Cancer Wife, so you know you can never leave me now without being the world's biggest jerk.
Chris: (matter of fact) Babe, there's only one reason I'll leave you.
Me: (genuinely intrigued) What's that?
Chris: If you get sick. There's no way I can do all of this.
I threw some clothes at him but was secretly pleased because in Chris-speak that translates to: "Thank you. I love you. You're amazing."