Lately, when we put the boys to bed, Bryan asks for a kiss with a caveat...
Bryan: Will you give me a kiss - but not on the wips.Me: Why not?Bryan: (disgust) Cause dat's wike Anakin and Padme.
Armed with this knowledge, Chris and I have been teasing Bryan. We grab him and kiss him all over his face - like Anakin and Padme. He laughs that crooked-mouth laugh I love.
We were all in the living room the other day and I was threatening to kiss Bryan. Jacob was agreeing with him about the grossness of his situation. I looked at David and could see the conflict on his face: I could kiss my brothers - it would be gross, but it would torture them. What to do, what to do... Eventually he decided to kiss Jacob. Jacob started freaking out. I suggested he turn the situation around with something along the lines of, "Ha, ha, you kissed my sweaty face." As Jacob and Bryan were planning a kissing counterattack against David, David started frantically licking his hands and wiping them all over himself, yelling, "Shield! Shield!"
And, I picked up Rand, kissed him all over his face and wondered how many more years before he starts activating spit shields and complaining about Anakin/Padme kisses.