I have a voyeuristic streak. Usually I stick to the classy face of reality TV - Intervention and Hoarders. Every now and then, I shamelessly indulge in what is really televised child abuse for entertainment. But, if you want to feel like a real success as a mother, Toddlers and Tiaras is great. I may have problems yelling at the boys, but I don't spray chemical tans on them while they cry about the stinging or dress them up in Madonna cone boobs (I know, I have boys, so that would take stage mother to new depths).
Check out this Tom Hanks spoof. The funniest (and most disturbing part) is that almost every detail in this is taken straight from an episode of T&T.